I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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