the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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