If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
stop calling my apartment porn island.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize