Well apparently he's into motor boating.
only if we run a train.
done.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
MIDGETS
????
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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