I want to stick my p in your. b.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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