Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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