Buhtt sex?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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