Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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