you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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