You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i already hear my dad disowning me
i would punch a child for taco bell
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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