Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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