Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We are all done wearing pants today
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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