Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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