i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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