so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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