Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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