dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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