A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm sobbing to NWA
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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