: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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