For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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