Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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