That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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