She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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