So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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