I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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