So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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