I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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