Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You coming home soon, man?
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize