the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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