So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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