Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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