You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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