why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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