Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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