ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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