question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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