Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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