It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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