garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
her vagine was all disorganized.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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