I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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