In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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