I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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