I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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