is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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