i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I supernannyed him into submission
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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