I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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