Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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