Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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