is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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