I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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