As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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