the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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