I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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